Jos Coobs was mentioned in last week's Komment, as he was shopping for some flowers for his anniversary. Was wondering, Jenny, if he got around to buying them? Happy anniversary for the other week, you two.

Jos was originally the bloke who gave me the nickname Kurly (with a K for Kharacter). He said I should put something in to say that I did once have hair – yep, but not for long though.

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