AS my lovely lady was giving me a haircut the other day, the clippers needed to be cleaned so she took off the 6mm guide from the jaws of the clippers and commenced to clean them - not that there was much hair to get out of the clippers anyway.

Once the clippers were cleaned, she just hooked straight in without the 6mm guide. So Kurl copped a ‘zero’ cut. Took a while for the laughter to subsi...